Tinsel? Meh. Twinkle lights? Cute. But real festive joy is baking a tray of cookies and crying at the Hallmark Channel in your fluffiest socks.

This black double oven glove featuring adorable pink gingerbread men and the oh-so-relatable quote “I just want to bake stuff and watch Christmas movies” is for every Christmas baking queen (or king) who knows what the holidays are really about: sugar, spice, and sentimental plotlines.

🔥 Product Features:
✅ Comes as 1 double oven glove (connected mitts)
✅ Quote on both sides of the gloves: “Dead & Breakfast”
✅ Stylish black quilted
✅ Made from durable polyester with heat-resistant lining
✅ Optional: Add a name or short word to make it truly personal

📏 Dimensions: 90 cm (L) x 18 cm (W)
🎨 Colour: Black with your choice of colour design
🧵 Material: 100% Polyester

🎨 Custom Print Colour:
The entire design can be printed in a colour of your choice.
Want hot pink, matte gold, or neon green? You do you.

🧼 Care Instructions:
Clean according to label (gentle wipe or spot clean recommended)
Do not bleach
Keep away from open flames