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My Body Is a Temple… Ancient, Crumbling & Probably Cursed White Shirt | V-Neck or Crew Neck

My Body Is a Temple… Ancient, Crumbling & Probably Cursed White Shirt | V-Neck or Crew Neck

Miss Mafia

$19.99 AUD
$19.99 AUD
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Sure, your body’s a temple — just maybe one that’s seen a few centuries, questionable rituals, and a curse or two. This tee is for anyone whose back cracks like bubble wrap and whose sense of humor is the only thing holding them together.

Perfect for the chronically tired, lovingly sarcastic, and anyone who laughs through the aches, pains, and general chaos of existence.

🔥 Product Features:

✅ Unisex fit – flattering for all body types
✅ Available in Ribbed V-Neck or Crew Neck
✅ Single jersey fabric (cotton or cotton/poly blend)
✅ Soft, breathable, and made to last

👑 Sizes
Unisex XS to 4XL
Relaxed unisex fit.
For an oversized look, go up one size.
For a more fitted style, size down.

🎨 Custom Print Colour:
The entire design can be printed in a colour of your choice.
Want hot pink, matte gold, or neon green? You do you.

Shipping & Returns

We strive to process and ship orders within 1–3 business days, with delivery times varying by location.

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking link for real-time updates.
❌ Please Note:

Due to the custom nature of this product, we do not offer refunds or returns for the following:

  • Spelling errors entered by the customer
  • Change of mind after payment
  • Damage due to mishandling the item.


Still, if something goes wrong, message us we’ll always do our best to help.

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Care Instructions

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