Whether it's drama, deadlines, or Debbie from accounting—you’re not dealing with it today. This gorgeous cow tumbler delivers a soft floral aesthetic with a hard pass attitude.

With pastel blooms, a wide-eyed cow, and two savage one-liners—“Not Today Heifer” and “Not My Pasture, Not My Problem”—it’s the perfect blend of polite and petty.

Makes a hilarious gift for your bestie, your mom, or anyone who’d rather sip than snap.

🔥 Features:
✅ Size: 20oz / 600ml
✅ Double-wall vacuum insulation – keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
✅ Glossy surface with vivid, high-quality printed design
✅ Made from durable 18/8 stainless steel
✅ BPA-free and sweat-proof grip
✅ Clear lid included with sliding closure
✅  Sleek skinny shape – fits most car cup holders
✅ Straw included

🧊 Keeps iced drinks cool, ☕ keeps your coffee hot – all while repping your love of true crime.

📏 Dimensions: 7.3 cm wide x 21 cm tall
🛠️ Construction: Vacuum sealed, stainless steel
🧃 Lid: BPA-free, transparent sliding lid

🧼 Tumbler Care:
Hand wash only – no dishwasher
Not microwave safe
Do not soak or scrub harshly
Handle with love (and maybe a podcast playing in the background).