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  • Black short-sleeve crew neck t-shirt displayed on a plain white background, front view.
  • Glitter vinyl colour chart featuring 16 labelled swatches including Black, Royal Blue, Confetti, Hot Pink, Gold, and more on a marble background.
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  • Vinyl colour chart showing 18 labelled colour swatches including black, white, pinks, blues, greens, and metallics on a white marble background.
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Sarcasm: My Body’s Natural Defence Against Stupid Black Shirt | V-Neck or Crew Neck

Sarcasm: My Body’s Natural Defence Against Stupid Black Shirt | V-Neck or Crew Neck

Miss Mafia

$19.99 AUD
$19.99 AUD
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Let’s be real—some people test your patience. Others test your sarcasm reflex. This tee is for those daily immunity boosters we didn’t ask for.

With a cheeky purple print on a sleek black tee, this shirt delivers your public service announcement: “I’m not mean. I’m allergic to stupid.”

🔥 Product Features:

✅ Unisex fit – flattering for all body types
✅ Available in Ribbed V-Neck or Crew Neck
✅ Single jersey fabric (cotton or cotton/poly blend)
✅ Soft, breathable, and made to last

👑 Sizes
Unisex XS to 4XL
Relaxed unisex fit.
For an oversized look, go up one size.
For a more fitted style, size down.

🎨 Custom Print Colour:
The entire design can be printed in a colour of your choice.
Want hot pink, matte gold, or neon green? You do you.

Shipping & Returns

We strive to process and ship orders within 1–3 business days, with delivery times varying by location.

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking link for real-time updates.
❌ Please Note:

Due to the custom nature of this product, we do not offer refunds or returns for the following:

  • Spelling errors entered by the customer
  • Change of mind after payment
  • Damage due to mishandling the item.


Still, if something goes wrong, message us we’ll always do our best to help.

Dimensions

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Care Instructions

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