Because some nights, the only menu option is “whatever’s in front of you.”

This Today’s Menu: Eat It or Starve double oven glove is the perfect kitchen accessory for the head chef who’s over the whining and done with the drama. Made for meal-preppers, weekday warriors, and culinary queens who serve sarcasm on the side.

It’s practical, hilarious, and guaranteed to warn everyone before they complain about dinner again.

🔥 Product Features:
✅ Comes as 1 double oven glove (connected mitts)
✅ Quote on both sides of the gloves: “Dead & Breakfast”
✅ Stylish black quilted
✅ Made from durable polyester with heat-resistant lining
✅ Optional: Add a name or short word to make it truly personal

📏 Dimensions: 90 cm (L) x 18 cm (W)
🎨 Colour: Black with your choice of colour design
🧵 Material: 100% Polyester

🎨 Custom Print Colour:
The entire design can be printed in a colour of your choice.
Want hot pink, matte gold, or neon green? You do you.

🧼 Care Instructions:
Clean according to label (gentle wipe or spot clean recommended)
Do not bleach
Keep away from open flames