When life starts lobbing chaos your way, this little duck has the perfect survival plan: duck and let someone else deal with it.  Because honestly? You’re not paid enough for this nonsense.

This tumbler is for the emotionally exhausted, the drama-averse, and anyone who’s perfected the art of selective ignorance with style.

🔥 Features:
✅ Size: 20oz / 600ml
✅ Double-wall vacuum insulation – keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
✅ Glossy surface with vivid, high-quality printed design
✅ Made from durable 18/8 stainless steel
✅ BPA-free and sweat-proof grip
✅ Clear lid included with sliding closure
✅  Sleek skinny shape – fits most car cup holders
✅ Straw included

🧊 Keeps iced drinks cool, ☕ keeps your coffee hot – all while repping your love of true crime.

📏 Dimensions: 7.3 cm wide x 21 cm tall
🛠️ Construction: Vacuum sealed, stainless steel
🧃 Lid: BPA-free, transparent sliding lid

🧼 Tumbler Care:
Hand wash only – no dishwasher
Not microwave safe
Do not soak or scrub harshly
Handle with love (and maybe a podcast playing in the background).